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***I wrote that poem for my bestfriend Zoe on her 14th birthday...It's really really stupid...but oh well...***
My little Zoe,
My little beauty queen!
I'm so happy I could pee,
Cuz you're turning fourteen!
I decided to write a poem
Just like you did!
And anyway, nothing can reach my boredom
Dude! I'm just a kid!
Should we eat an omelet
Instead of a birthday cake?
No, It will make you vomit
Then how about a steak?
God, you're difficult!
Your giving me a headache!
Your acting like an adult!
We'll just stick to the cake...
Now the colour of the candle
How about nice, beatiful, yellow?
No...Then purple?
I'll order some from Bordeaux.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Personally, I prefer chocolate
I'll go buy one in Florida
With a really cool bracelet.
Now this is getting random
But really, who cares?
That poem is really awesome
Just unlike nightmares.
I hope you're gonna like
The present I got you
I got you a beautiful bike!
Wait...Did I just tell you?
Actually, no
It's not a bike
Oh! Outside the window
Is the guy that you like!
I wanted to tell you
That you don't need a boyfriend.
Yeah! It's true!
(Except when your lovestory doesn't end.)
It's true you're beautiful
But you're a free woman now!
Duh. It's wonderful!
Let's all to you bow.
Actually let's not
The ground is dirty
I would if you were Slipknot
But you arn't, sorry...
I just looked in the mirror
I look like a zombie
I'm dead tired, sir
And my face is creepy.
I'm getting carried away
I will stop this poem next verse
It's ending! Hurray!
Did you know my grandmother was a nurse?
I'm gonna end this poem
It's getting kinda late.
Wow! It's 1 am!
Don't forget to comment and rate!
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