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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 4.40
Votes: 5 |
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She's a good friend, as a matter of fact she's the best friend ever
i would die for her in other words do anything for her
i trust her with my life
we share allot of awesome memories together
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by Chontelle lucas
at 2009-10-22 |
Rating: 4.29
Votes: 7 |
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My mother has a motto
she says it almost everyday
whenever I'm on the phone
or when i got outside to play.
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by MyLonelyDisaster
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4 |
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My cat was asleep on the chair
My daughter was combing it's hair
She tugged at the fluff
'till out came a tuft
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by Kate Hicks
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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by Sam
at 2009-11-08 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Cupid missed this heart of mine
insted he shot me in the leg
I went to a party on valentine's night
and fell in love with an empty keg!!!
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by Missy
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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When they're resting in a sock
With their brothers and sisters
They always need to cough
Wishing for something better
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by Brenda
at 2009-09-06 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Rain drops knock on my roof
Drip-drop, drip-drop, drip-drop
Then drop-drop, drip-drip, drop-drop
Sound like ice-ice, cream-cream, ice-cream
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by DanChi
at 2009-10-26 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of brass, and in stormy weathers they both clash together, and sparks fly out of his ass.
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by Scott
at 2009-01-16 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Some are jerks, some are kind, some just stair at your behind. ~_^
Them and their friends laugh and blow things up, but girls rather talk, and drink from a cup. :*
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by Alex
at 2009-10-28 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 6 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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I'm tired of these polar schools,
it's to cold!
sick of gray sad walls,
common things are getting to old.
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by Tia xOxO COLD
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-05-16 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.17
Votes: 6 |
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My cat,
she's fat,
really fat.
bumps on the people's back,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-09-29 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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One bright lazy summer's day
While crossing a river bed
Felt a little strange, turned around
Eyes nearly popped out my head
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by XJenni Mariex
at 2009-04-26 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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You bring your clothes
Your make-up, too
You pack your conditioner, your shampoo
You don't forget your little jewels
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by Mishka
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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A few months before, this one christmas day,
me and my [ex] hubby decided to play.
We got out the camcorder, and pressed record,
then in the cupboard, our explicit tape we stored.
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by Donna
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Can't be wot i can't be,
can't be what I'm not,
cold isn't Luke warm,
cold isn't hot.
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by Kina Turner
at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Mud balls and bulls
mud balls and bulls really
don't mix at mischievous
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by Lucy Vandenberg
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Peter piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
How many pecks
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by Mika
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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