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Dedicated to Hunter Pearson (again)-
Orange from Panda Express,
Not from the Empress of China.
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by Zach (myspace.com/22377377)
at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Im allergic to pencils
allergic to ink,
allergic to markers
and crayons, I think.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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Can't be wot i can't be,
can't be what I'm not,
cold isn't Luke warm,
cold isn't hot.
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by Kina Turner
at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Mommy, mommy
i bet you, you can't find me,
i bet you cant turn your head
and count to ten to time me.
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by BUSSEYBABY
at 2009-06-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Tickle my toes
and you'll wiggle my nose.
Tickle my feet
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by Jerica
at 2009-06-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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by Melanie
at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Bubbles upon my tongue delight dances and skittish feet,
Red, and nightly dark evening color of cold, of which metal my lips did meet.
Refreshing sigh, ah, what wonders delight me so,
Bursts of flavor and triumph hit my senses fighting. Tis a taste war in the Alamo.
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by Destiny
at 2009-05-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-05-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Spinning around
prancing for joy
jump from the ground
get kissed by a boy
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by Amanda Jo
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Teacher's done it again
3 projects on the go
Why do they dish out homework so often?
Why do they love it so?
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I am the tree
Called Macchop
I love to eat bunnies
And I give shade to lazy people
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by Osita
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-05-16 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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When you take me
And mistake me
For what you see
You cannot break me
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by Iola
at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Maury can you help a sister out?
Im living this life with my baby whose without
His daddy who I cant seem to find
But when sleeping with men many come to mind
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by Babblingxbrooke
at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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I went out with the guys
From work last night,
Didn't get home until very late.
Boy was he pissed, he took the bait.
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by Sensual Butterfly
at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The Pallet People
The Pink and Purple, Per-miscues,Pallet, People Pilot Parallel, Planes over the Perry winkle, Premises. Then the Purple Pallet People were Promised a Premature Pension if they Perfectly Planted the Planes upon the Pillowed,Perry winkle, Premises, Permanently. This upset the Pink, Per-miscues, Pallet People because they weren't Presented the Premature, Pension Policy if they Planted their Planes Properly. So the Pink Per-miscues Pallet People Permanently Planted their Parallel Planes Perpendicularly to the Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Planes. The Purple Pallet People were Pretty Pissed at the Pink Pallet People at first, but both Per miscues Pallet Parties realized Promptly that they had failed to Plant the Parallel Planes upon the Proper Premises. The Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People Planted the Parallel Planes improperly. Both Parties Planted the Planes in a Pond instead of upon the Pillowed Perry winkle Premises. Thus the Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Priorities became Perplexed Prior to their Premature Pension, mentioned in their Previous Policy. A Paradox indeed.
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by Lemon Squeezy
at 2009-04-30 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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One bright lazy summer's day
While crossing a river bed
Felt a little strange, turned around
Eyes nearly popped out my head
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by XJenni Mariex
at 2009-04-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I was out fishing with a buddy named Jim.
He decided it was hot and he would take a swim.
Jim jumped right out in the lake.
But poor Jim landed on a cottonmouth snake.
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by Ty Jones
at 2009-04-25 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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Before She Cheats
Those of you reading this
Please learn from me
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by Vino
at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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by Penny
at 2009-03-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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We are the best of friends
Living the lie that never ends
You give me hope
I give you a scare
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-03-02 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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The weeping willow willowed under the sun, why am i the only one the willow who was weeping wasn't quiet at all but the weeping willows weeping was whaling all the way, I said cheer up Mr. willow but the tears just wouldn't go away.
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by Cherice
at 2009-02-21 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Ten minutes in the shower, thats all it takes.
Five minutes on her hair, she makes do with what god gave.
I dont mind that she put on a hand me down.
My baby is so fine that it still makes my heart pound.
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by Seth
at 2009-02-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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