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Found poems in category: 184 |
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It's impossible to sneak around in this house
It's impossible for even a mouse
Every door and step creaks
Every toy I step on squeak
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2009-08-04 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Snot Funny
I have a cold,
my nose is runny.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating
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by Amina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I hate poems,
How about you?
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by Mya
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.75
Votes: 4 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4 |
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Two cats together,
becoming one fuzzy ball.
I can't help, but smile.
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by Katie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.
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by SalutXmaXbelle
at 2009-07-29 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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by HidinVictim
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Apostrophe denotes possession
Comma begets pause
Capital signals beginning
Period pens the end
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by Ronald McDonald
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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On this cross of happiness,
May I lure your sadness?
As we walk away the distance,
We can be as one heart of all.
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by Jhun
at 2009-11-25 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thorny limerick
There once was a lady from California
Who really wasn't feeling any hornier
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by Grant Gilbert
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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We are the best of friends
Living the lie that never ends
You give me hope
I give you a scare
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-03-02 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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by Sam
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.50
Votes: 2 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-12-05 |
Rating: 1.25
Votes: 4 |
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Hippidy hop hippidy hop
went the little bunny wearing flip flops
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by Bromley
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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A cat in a hat,
has a bat in a bag,
sleeps in his bed.
Caught by a net,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Kitty cat sue
loves to play hoop
kitty cat sue
plays skips to my lue
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawson
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-01-03 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A back seat
driver can you be
one when the
controls are
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by Christopher Wry
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Dec 16 2006 1:05P
*Dork Alert*
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by Imma Kung Fu Masta! HIGH-YA
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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