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When I was barely five,
I have my first pair of pets,
Two simple gold fishes,
They didn't need to visit a vet.
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by Sandy
at 2009-02-17 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.
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by SalutXmaXbelle
at 2009-02-15 |
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Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your So Cute
And Smell Of Poo
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by lil miss et
at 2009-02-13 |
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I've been called weak
I've been called a freak
But say that to my face
When you pass me in the street.
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by Cyber Saiyan
at 2009-02-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How I an
Well this life is pointless. Now I am very defenseless and I don't know how to take it. As the weeks go by I feel more and more, sadder and as the days go by I feel weaker. As the hours pass, so do all my laughs. At home things are turning into a nightmare, that's something I just can't bare. I can't find a way to make things right, things are gonna turn into fights. There's no way to stop things from happening, I should've saw things coming. I miss all my friends, it's hard not seeing them anymore, and it's hard not to pretend. I got my heartbroken and I don't know to fix it. Someone put a blade through it. Now I have to fix my wound, hopefully soon. I can't stop thinking about him, I wish I hated him. But my heart doesn't let me; I wish he's suffering like me. I can't believe what he did, that I will never forgive. Sometimes I wish I could be in his arms but other times I wish he was gone. I tried everything to keep our relationship growing, but then that would stop me going. I regret falling in love with him other times I think how my life would be without him. It's so hard forgetting about him, I swear someday I want to kill him. No one knows what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw them away. How can he be so far away from me but at the same time I feel his so close and so deep inside me. I look back at the times we were together, the good and the bad. It just makes me sad. Looking at the pictures, letters, and memories make me want to erase them forever, but I don't know how long it will take for me to forget about him hopefully sooner than never. All the things he hide from me and made me see he's so hard to believe. But I usually say FORGIVE AND FORGET AND NEVER REGRET. But this time it's time to not FORGIVE and to FORGET and to REGRET.
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by Genesis
at 2009-02-11 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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*For kids
The Special Storybook
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by Heir to the Lost Poets
at 2009-02-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of brass, and in stormy weathers they both clash together, and sparks fly out of his ass.
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by Scott
at 2009-01-16 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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by Caitlin
at 2009-01-10 |
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Votes: 0 |
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Popping that gum smack smack smack
popping that gum doing this and that
popping that gum can be exercise for your gums
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by Kenneth
at 2009-01-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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We started off as friends
we didnt want it to end
we found out we had so much in common
even shyness of presantaions
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by Twichi of Misfit Land
at 2009-01-03 |
Rating: 0.00
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-01-03 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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by Lacie
at 2008-12-26 |
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Votes: 0 |
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My best friend had a party about a year ago
To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau
Invitation to a cookout for beer and barbecue
A perfect opportunity to meet someone new
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by Dixiedaisy
at 2008-12-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh how i wish you were by me at that moment.
i first say i love but i release it was my first time i met you.
my friends say's am crazy when whenever i complain about your feeling
this is a relationship which will last long in our life time
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by Nathaniel
at 2008-12-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Smiling, sweetly back at you
Place, this make dreams
Friends, together open
Beautiful, is forever our love
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by Linden
at 2008-12-10 |
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Twist and turn, twirl and tuck,
Turn when twist, tuck after twirl,
Twist whilst turn and twirl before tuck,
Now repeat the twist, turn, twirl, tuck, GOOD LUCK!
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by BlackAngel
at 2008-12-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I got drunk, once again
With some of my friends
We decided to go to the beach,
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by Twisted Heart
at 2008-12-04 |
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Watching at the track meet
People running laps
With people tripping over their own feet
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2008-11-26 |
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I talk about you everyday
My friends get annoyed
They say go away
I think of your eyes
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by Mary
at 2008-11-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My sisters on the phone and Becky's all alone.
shes waiting for me to play a game,
i know it will lead to her shame,
because i will win and the game will be kick-en, when she looses she will call me a chicken.
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by Bethany
at 2008-11-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My sister and I were waiting in the waiting room at our dentist office when finally the doctor called out our names. I was first to get my teeth cleaned so my sister sat in one of the waiting chairs next to the door. The dentist started cleaning my teeth when all of a sudden something my sister had told me once popped into my head. What she said was that when she was born, the doctor smacked her butt long and hard to see if she was retarded or not. In the dentist chair, I started silently laughing to myself. Just the thought of me laughing while the dentist was cleaning my teeth made me laugh even harder. I looked over at my sister to see her trying not to smile. The dentist then stopped what she was doing and asked if I was OK. I nodded and laughed so hard the water in my mouth spewed all over me and the dentist chair.
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by Katharine Ammon
at 2008-11-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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by Tortillitas
at 2008-11-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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As I sit alone in my cot
I twiddle my toes quite a lot
There's not much to do
I just sit and coo
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by Kate Hicks
at 2008-11-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends"
She said, in the back of his car.
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by Tony
at 2008-11-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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He was was funny
And he was nice
He was kind of a dork
But he was alright
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by Taylor
at 2008-10-28 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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