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When I was barely five,
I have my first pair of pets,
Two simple gold fishes,
They didn't need to visit a vet.
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by Sandy
at 2009-02-17 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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by Sivinex
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The big black bug
bit the big black bear
made the big black bear bleed blood
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by LovelyCristina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Figure this out:
That that is is that that isn't is not
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by LovelyCristina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm truly sad to say,
That you won't get your way.
Pulled away by inconsiderate friends,
I've caved to the peer pressure,
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by PygmyPuff
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Before She Cheats
Those of you reading this
Please learn from me
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by Vino
at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a colorful elephant
people say I match in blue,pink,red
and white.
They say I look funny.
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by Osita
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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HOW SANTA FOUND HIS ELVES!
We've got our microphones setup at Santa's Workshop. Sounds like the elves are working hard. If we listen in maybe we can hear what they are saying. "Look i made a dog for someone who cant have a real one, how do you like it ROB RIFE"? "Yeah sure i like it" "Well dont sound to enthused or anything Rob Rife"!!! "SHHHHH.............. SANTA'S COMING"!!1
HO! HO1 HO! Hey that sounds like Santa lets keep listing maybe we'll hear something good! How is it going my little elves? All Of the Elves shouted their answers! Well Guess what time it is, ITS STORY TIME BREAK!! WOW! Santa alsways has a great story to tell. Now get your hot cocoa and cookies and get comfy I've got a story your sure going to like! "It all started 9,000 years ago. I needed some help in the workshop. I was looking in the North Pole paper. When I came Across an ad that said come and see. We can give you what you need. The address was 182 Candy Cane Lane. i told Mrs. Clause that i was going to Candy Cane Lane to help find work for my workshop. She Packed my lunch and I was on my Way"! "I was walking a long time when the wind started blowing. The wind was blowing so hard, that it blew the snow off the path. The path looked like footprints. It looked like Tiny Brown Footprints." I started following the footprints into a forest when i saw someone peeking from behind a tree. HO! HO, Who Goess there? I asked. A little, man came out of hiding and intoduced himself as thunder CHOCOLATE THUNDER!! I told him my name and he invited me in his chocolate cottage for some.... Yep You guessed it HOT CHOCOLATE! "I sad down in a chair and chocolate hands grabbed hold of my arms and legs. That little man was laughing so hard he sounded like thunder, All of a sudden I saw a bolt of lighting and you'll never guess who appeared? "WAS IT US SANTA? DID W"E COME AN"D HELP YOU'? "No Rob Rife it wasnt you"!
"We interrupt Santa's Story time with an urgent message from the North Pole"!
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by PunkMetalPricezz
at 2009-08-10 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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by Penny
at 2009-03-17 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your So Cute
And Smell Of Poo
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by lil miss et
at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I wanna tease you all the time,
Just try to catch me when I'm running around,
I'll count your pimples to annoy you more,
And you'll see me laughing on the ground,
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by TheLegendaryDevilJan
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Did you ever give you heart away, sharing secrets everyday
Put your trust in just one girl, took a ride gave you a whirl
Then she took this boy to school, what can I say again the fool
Let me tell you she is cunning, but I think she's still a honey
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by TJ BECKER Arizona wolf
at 2009-06-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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When you take me
And mistake me
For what you see
You cannot break me
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by Iola
at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 0.00
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Yesterday I was down
I'm always caught with a frown
They laughed at me as if I were a clown
I feel like I'm going to drown
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-10-22 |
Rating: 0.00
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
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Votes: 0 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger... lol.
I'm sorry.
I think you're mistaken.
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by Endless
at 2008-10-23 |
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Votes: 0 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Late at night
i blast it loud
i love falling asleep
to that rock 'n' roll sound
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by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I was out fishing with a buddy named Jim.
He decided it was hot and he would take a swim.
Jim jumped right out in the lake.
But poor Jim landed on a cottonmouth snake.
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by Ty Jones
at 2009-04-25 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I got drunk, once again
With some of my friends
We decided to go to the beach,
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by Twisted Heart
at 2008-12-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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