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Found poems in category: 184 |
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I wanna tease you all the time,
Just try to catch me when I'm running around,
I'll count your pimples to annoy you more,
And you'll see me laughing on the ground,
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by TheLegendaryDevilJan
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Late at night
i blast it loud
i love falling asleep
to that rock 'n' roll sound
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by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A back seat
driver can you be
one when the
controls are
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by Christopher Wry
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Life is hard
When you're a Gnome,
We're always, always
Being hunted by Trolls
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Mud balls and bulls
mud balls and bulls really
don't mix at mischievous
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by Lucy Vandenberg
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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by DarkSideOfTheMoon
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How much wood
could a wood chuck
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
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by Mika
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane.
Once in awhile broken hearts.
In womens life theres embarrassing parts.
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by Young Poet
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I'm truly sad to say,
That you won't get your way.
Pulled away by inconsiderate friends,
I've caved to the peer pressure,
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by PygmyPuff
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I know u know
i know u like me
u know i know
u know i like you
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by Natyy
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating
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by Amina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I am a colorful elephant
people say I match in blue,pink,red
and white.
They say I look funny.
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by Osita
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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by Pink Romance
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Two cats together,
becoming one fuzzy ball.
I can't help, but smile.
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by Katie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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My cat was asleep on the chair
My daughter was combing it's hair
She tugged at the fluff
'till out came a tuft
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by Kate Hicks
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy Harry has a cat
Happy Harry's cats named Pat
Pat the cat wasnt bright
Pat the cat slept out of sight
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by Raechel
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Black cat jumps on window,
licks his butt,
and falls...
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by Kei
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Who wouldnt wanna be a
Cat
Laying all day on your stomach
Flat
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by Cathie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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My cat,
she's fat,
really fat.
bumps on the people's back,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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A cat in a hat,
has a bat in a bag,
sleeps in his bed.
Caught by a net,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hippidy hop hippidy hop
went the little bunny wearing flip flops
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by Bromley
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Kitty cat sue
loves to play hoop
kitty cat sue
plays skips to my lue
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by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawson
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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