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Bubbles upon my tongue delight dances and skittish feet,
Red, and nightly dark evening color of cold, of which metal my lips did meet.
Refreshing sigh, ah, what wonders delight me so,
Bursts of flavor and triumph hit my senses fighting. Tis a taste war in the Alamo.
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by Destiny
at 2009-05-29 |
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You're lying on the green grass,
On a sunny day with nothing to do,
You look up at the sky and wonder,
Why the sky blue?
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by Bernadette C
at 2009-08-02 |
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When school starts
I'll have a brain fart.
I'll forget everything,
"no excuse" they'll sing.
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by Mallory
at 2008-10-23 |
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Jordan The cucumber
likes bumble bees
he likes to add numbers
and likes his friend Willy.
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by Lindsay
at 2008-10-23 |
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I want to make so much noise,
I like playing with my electric toys,
So you can't hear anything but my voice,
I give you no choice!
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by Brian Money
at 2008-10-23 |
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As the days go by
summer starts and i start to die
because your not here by my side
your not next to me
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by Scared by love
at 2008-10-23 |
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Sitting in class
nothing to do
I want to go shopping for shoes
But boo hoo
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by HayHay
at 2008-10-23 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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by Bianca
at 2008-10-23 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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by HolyDiver
at 2008-10-23 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2008-10-23 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2008-10-23 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2008-10-23 |
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My country have seven wonders
Each one will make you wonder
The weirdest is the people inside
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2008-10-23 |
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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by Stefan
at 2008-10-23 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-05-19 |
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Best laid plains
of mice and men do
mice make plains
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-11-29 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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by LoveTear
at 2009-07-17 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-23 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-23 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2008-10-23 |
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The end is near,
oh foolish foal,
you let santa,
give you coal.
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by Lenny
at 2008-10-23 |
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Merry Christmas
My grandma Boo Boo
I wish you a merry Christmas,
from me to someone special,
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by DeadGirl AKA Becka
at 2008-10-23 |
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One day I'll grow old,
And start loosing my hair
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by Weeping Wolf
at 2008-10-23 |
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