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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2008-10-23 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger... lol.
I'm sorry.
I think you're mistaken.
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by Endless
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I'm searching the fields,
Looking for rabbits.
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by Kristen
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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by HidinVictim
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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When school starts
I'll have a brain fart.
I'll forget everything,
"no excuse" they'll sing.
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by Mallory
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Jordan The cucumber
likes bumble bees
he likes to add numbers
and likes his friend Willy.
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by Lindsay
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I want to make so much noise,
I like playing with my electric toys,
So you can't hear anything but my voice,
I give you no choice!
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by Brian Money
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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As the days go by
summer starts and i start to die
because your not here by my side
your not next to me
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by Scared by love
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Sitting in class
nothing to do
I want to go shopping for shoes
But boo hoo
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by HayHay
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You get caught up in a game
truth or dare is its name
you have to kiss some one
or do some weird thing
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by Gwynnedolynskie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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by Bianca
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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by HolyDiver
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.80
Votes: 5 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Apostrophe denotes possession
Comma begets pause
Capital signals beginning
Period pens the end
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by Ronald McDonald
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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