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It's valentines day
and i feel crappy
you's think since i have a boyfriend
i'd be happy
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by Ericka
at 2008-10-23 |
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I've loved you since
We first met.
Wasn't brave enough to tell you
Until this very sec.
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by N8
at 2008-10-23 |
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Let the Christmas lights shine
i'll be yours you be mine
drink eggnog, later celebrate with wine
merry Christmas and happy new years, best next thing valentine
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by Anwun
at 2008-10-23 |
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All my time
i can not find
a perfect valentine
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by KemistryKia
at 2008-10-23 |
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When I first saw you in spanish class
I just wanted to tap that ass
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by Johnny
at 2008-10-23 |
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Dedicated to Hunter Pearson (again)-
Orange from Panda Express,
Not from the Empress of China.
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by Zach (myspace.com/22377377)
at 2009-06-15 |
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My sisters on the phone and Becky's all alone.
shes waiting for me to play a game,
i know it will lead to her shame,
because i will win and the game will be kick-en, when she looses she will call me a chicken.
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by Bethany
at 2008-11-18 |
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Tickle my toes
and you'll wiggle my nose.
Tickle my feet
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by Jerica
at 2009-06-01 |
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Watching at the track meet
People running laps
With people tripping over their own feet
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2008-11-26 |
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Life is hard
When you're a Gnome,
We're always, always
Being hunted by Trolls
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2008-10-23 |
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My sister and I were waiting in the waiting room at our dentist office when finally the doctor called out our names. I was first to get my teeth cleaned so my sister sat in one of the waiting chairs next to the door. The dentist started cleaning my teeth when all of a sudden something my sister had told me once popped into my head. What she said was that when she was born, the doctor smacked her butt long and hard to see if she was retarded or not. In the dentist chair, I started silently laughing to myself. Just the thought of me laughing while the dentist was cleaning my teeth made me laugh even harder. I looked over at my sister to see her trying not to smile. The dentist then stopped what she was doing and asked if I was OK. I nodded and laughed so hard the water in my mouth spewed all over me and the dentist chair.
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by Katharine Ammon
at 2008-11-16 |
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Oh why wont u just leave us be
u always follow me!!!
my sister and i try to Cross the road
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by JP49
at 2008-10-23 |
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I curl my toes, wrinkle my nose
scrunch up my hair and sigh
Oh, how lovely you are, yes i said lovely
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by Samantha
at 2008-10-23 |
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This morning I woke up and took a piss,
I knew there was something that I'd missed.
I realised I forgot to get out before taking that leak,
Now my bed is wet and I'm feeling weak.
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by Purplemadness
at 2008-10-23 |
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I felt just like a Wookie at
A Star Trek convention!
Or a bit like Flipper on a
Desert expedition!
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by Tom Watkins
at 2008-10-23 |
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That second time they hunted me
From hill to plain, from shore to sea,
And Austria, hounding far and wide
Her blood-hounds through the countryside,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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by DarkSideOfTheMoon
at 2008-10-23 |
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The weeping willow willowed under the sun, why am i the only one the willow who was weeping wasn't quiet at all but the weeping willows weeping was whaling all the way, I said cheer up Mr. willow but the tears just wouldn't go away.
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by Cherice
at 2009-02-21 |
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Twist and turn, twirl and tuck,
Turn when twist, tuck after twirl,
Twist whilst turn and twirl before tuck,
Now repeat the twist, turn, twirl, tuck, GOOD LUCK!
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by BlackAngel
at 2008-12-05 |
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The Pallet People
The Pink and Purple, Per-miscues,Pallet, People Pilot Parallel, Planes over the Perry winkle, Premises. Then the Purple Pallet People were Promised a Premature Pension if they Perfectly Planted the Planes upon the Pillowed,Perry winkle, Premises, Permanently. This upset the Pink, Per-miscues, Pallet People because they weren't Presented the Premature, Pension Policy if they Planted their Planes Properly. So the Pink Per-miscues Pallet People Permanently Planted their Parallel Planes Perpendicularly to the Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Planes. The Purple Pallet People were Pretty Pissed at the Pink Pallet People at first, but both Per miscues Pallet Parties realized Promptly that they had failed to Plant the Parallel Planes upon the Proper Premises. The Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People Planted the Parallel Planes improperly. Both Parties Planted the Planes in a Pond instead of upon the Pillowed Perry winkle Premises. Thus the Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Priorities became Perplexed Prior to their Premature Pension, mentioned in their Previous Policy. A Paradox indeed.
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by Lemon Squeezy
at 2009-04-30 |
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How much wood
could a wood chuck
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
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by Mika
at 2008-10-23 |
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Ounce upon a time there was a guy named ty and hey didnt no money exept for a dime and hey went to the convenient store to see what he finds he aproached the counter and asked the manager can he get a lottery card and he bought one with his lucky numbers and got the card with the shark jack pot 25 million dollars he listened to the radio at the store he heard his lucky numbers.and now ty lives in a big mansion and lives in wisconsion
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by Sivinex
at 2008-10-23 |
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I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.
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by SalutXmaXbelle
at 2009-02-15 |
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I've been called weak
I've been called a freak
But say that to my face
When you pass me in the street.
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by Cyber Saiyan
at 2009-02-11 |
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Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane.
Once in awhile broken hearts.
In womens life theres embarrassing parts.
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by Young Poet
at 2008-10-23 |
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