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My country have seven wonders
Each one will make you wonder
The weirdest is the people inside
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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by Stefan
at 2008-10-23 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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by Claudia
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The end is near,
oh foolish foal,
you let santa,
give you coal.
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by Lenny
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A few months before, this one christmas day,
me and my [ex] hubby decided to play.
We got out the camcorder, and pressed record,
then in the cupboard, our explicit tape we stored.
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by Donna
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Merry Christmas
My grandma Boo Boo
I wish you a merry Christmas,
from me to someone special,
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by DeadGirl AKA Becka
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Dec 16 2006 1:05P
*Dork Alert*
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by Imma Kung Fu Masta! HIGH-YA
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Christmas is coming soon,
so much to get, so much to do
Clothes to buy for my 3 boys,
Thats as well as all there toys,
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by Traceybilsbarrow
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Cupid missed this heart of mine
insted he shot me in the leg
I went to a party on valentine's night
and fell in love with an empty keg!!!
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by Missy
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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One day I'll grow old,
And start loosing my hair
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by Weeping Wolf
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It's valentines day
and i feel crappy
you's think since i have a boyfriend
i'd be happy
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by Ericka
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I've loved you since
We first met.
Wasn't brave enough to tell you
Until this very sec.
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by N8
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Let the Christmas lights shine
i'll be yours you be mine
drink eggnog, later celebrate with wine
merry Christmas and happy new years, best next thing valentine
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by Anwun
at 2008-10-23 |
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Votes: 0 |
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All my time
i can not find
a perfect valentine
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by KemistryKia
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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When I first saw you in spanish class
I just wanted to tap that ass
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by Johnny
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Oh why wont u just leave us be
u always follow me!!!
my sister and i try to Cross the road
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by JP49
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I hate poems,
How about you?
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by Mya
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.75
Votes: 4 |
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