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Smiling, sweetly back at you
Place, this make dreams
Friends, together open
Beautiful, is forever our love
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by Linden
at 2008-12-10 |
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Oh how i wish you were by me at that moment.
i first say i love but i release it was my first time i met you.
my friends say's am crazy when whenever i complain about your feeling
this is a relationship which will last long in our life time
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by Nathaniel
at 2008-12-18 |
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I talk about you everyday
My friends get annoyed
They say go away
I think of your eyes
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by Mary
at 2008-11-26 |
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We started off as friends
we didnt want it to end
we found out we had so much in common
even shyness of presantaions
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by Twichi of Misfit Land
at 2009-01-03 |
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Ten minutes in the shower, thats all it takes.
Five minutes on her hair, she makes do with what god gave.
I dont mind that she put on a hand me down.
My baby is so fine that it still makes my heart pound.
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by Seth
at 2009-02-19 |
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I went out with the guys
From work last night,
Didn't get home until very late.
Boy was he pissed, he took the bait.
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by Sensual Butterfly
at 2009-05-05 |
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I know u know
i know u like me
u know i know
u know i like you
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by Natyy
at 2008-10-23 |
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"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends"
She said, in the back of his car.
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by Tony
at 2008-11-04 |
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In the beginning
you're scared to touch
its the cuties you fear
oh so much.
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by Alan Jr
at 2008-10-23 |
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Theres these two boys..,
named Craig and Chris.
Listen to this song,
give us a kiss.
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by Zana
at 2008-10-23 |
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I am so very proud because my boyfriends gone to war
he loves me so dearly he wanted to take me with him but he said it was against the law.
i thought that he mite send me a touching letter back.... but this is what i got..... it truly did lack
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by Katie nd Jacqui
at 2008-10-23 |
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Everything changed, yet nothing changed. It wasn't my fault that we talked, or more texted, at all. No, I have friends that push me into love, and tend to take matters into their own hands. But you actually wanted to know who it was, and even on top of that, when you finally guessed that it was me, you did something that not even my best friends can do- you spelled my last name right! You made me so happy, you don't even understand! But, unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and you're a pro at doing that I guess. I'm not sure what I wanted you to ask me, but asking me about my best friend- your ex-girlfriend, was definately not it. It was a slap on the face that made me get off of my cloud and...I actually don't know what I saw, but right now, right now I just want you to leave me alone for a while. Oh, and by the way, your ex-girlfiend says that you're oblivious to the obvious if you can't figure out that she hates you more than words can describe. So now, now you're left standing there by yourself, holding all the losing cards, and I- the best you're never gonna have, am gone.
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by Shockingly happy
at 2008-10-23 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2008-10-23 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2008-10-23 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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by Melanie
at 2009-05-31 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2008-10-23 |
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As I sit alone in my cot
I twiddle my toes quite a lot
There's not much to do
I just sit and coo
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by Kate Hicks
at 2008-11-07 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-05-22 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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by Lacie
at 2008-12-26 |
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Popping that gum smack smack smack
popping that gum doing this and that
popping that gum can be exercise for your gums
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by Kenneth
at 2009-01-07 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-09-29 |
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*For kids
The Special Storybook
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by Heir to the Lost Poets
at 2009-02-02 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2008-10-23 |
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Mommy, mommy
i bet you, you can't find me,
i bet you cant turn your head
and count to ten to time me.
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by BUSSEYBABY
at 2009-06-06 |
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I am the tree
Called Macchop
I love to eat bunnies
And I give shade to lazy people
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by Osita
at 2009-05-20 |
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