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I curl my toes, wrinkle my nose
scrunch up my hair and sigh
Oh, how lovely you are, yes i said lovely
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by Samantha
at 2008-10-23 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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by Halie n dillon
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 4 |
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My mother has a motto
she says it almost everyday
whenever I'm on the phone
or when i got outside to play.
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by MyLonelyDisaster
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 3 |
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This morning I woke up and took a piss,
I knew there was something that I'd missed.
I realised I forgot to get out before taking that leak,
Now my bed is wet and I'm feeling weak.
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by Purplemadness
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I felt just like a Wookie at
A Star Trek convention!
Or a bit like Flipper on a
Desert expedition!
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by Tom Watkins
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
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That second time they hunted me
From hill to plain, from shore to sea,
And Austria, hounding far and wide
Her blood-hounds through the countryside,
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by Saungthinzar
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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by Sam
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.50
Votes: 2 |
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Peter piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
How many pecks
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by Mika
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Ounce upon a time there was a guy named ty and hey didnt no money exept for a dime and hey went to the convenient store to see what he finds he aproached the counter and asked the manager can he get a lottery card and he bought one with his lucky numbers and got the card with the shark jack pot 25 million dollars he listened to the radio at the store he heard his lucky numbers.and now ty lives in a big mansion and lives in wisconsion
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by Sivinex
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Thorny limerick
There once was a lady from California
Who really wasn't feeling any hornier
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by Grant Gilbert
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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by Sivinex
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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The big black bug
bit the big black bear
made the big black bear bleed blood
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by LovelyCristina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Figure this out:
That that is is that that isn't is not
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by LovelyCristina
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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You bring your clothes
Your make-up, too
You pack your conditioner, your shampoo
You don't forget your little jewels
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by Mishka
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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In the beginning
you're scared to touch
its the cuties you fear
oh so much.
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by Alan Jr
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Theres these two boys..,
named Craig and Chris.
Listen to this song,
give us a kiss.
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by Zana
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I am so very proud because my boyfriends gone to war
he loves me so dearly he wanted to take me with him but he said it was against the law.
i thought that he mite send me a touching letter back.... but this is what i got..... it truly did lack
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by Katie nd Jacqui
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My name is Vanessa Smith,
I love Brock, its not a myth.
Every time I see him
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by Melissa May
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Everything changed, yet nothing changed. It wasn't my fault that we talked, or more texted, at all. No, I have friends that push me into love, and tend to take matters into their own hands. But you actually wanted to know who it was, and even on top of that, when you finally guessed that it was me, you did something that not even my best friends can do- you spelled my last name right! You made me so happy, you don't even understand! But, unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and you're a pro at doing that I guess. I'm not sure what I wanted you to ask me, but asking me about my best friend- your ex-girlfriend, was definately not it. It was a slap on the face that made me get off of my cloud and...I actually don't know what I saw, but right now, right now I just want you to leave me alone for a while. Oh, and by the way, your ex-girlfiend says that you're oblivious to the obvious if you can't figure out that she hates you more than words can describe. So now, now you're left standing there by yourself, holding all the losing cards, and I- the best you're never gonna have, am gone.
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by Shockingly happy
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Snot Funny
I have a cold,
my nose is runny.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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