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Boys make me laugh.

Some are jerks, some are kind, some just stair at your behind. ~_^

Them and their friends laugh and blow things up, but girls rather talk, and drink from a cup. :*


at 2009-10-28
Rating: 3.40
Votes: 5

She's my best friend

She's a good friend, as a matter of fact she's the best friend ever
i would die for her in other words do anything for her
i trust her with my life
we share allot of awesome memories together

at 2009-10-22
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6

It's impossible to sneak around in this house

It's impossible to sneak around in this house
It's impossible for even a mouse
Every door and step creaks
Every toy I step on squeak

at 2009-08-04
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

Enjoyable

Spinning around
prancing for joy
jump from the ground
get kissed by a boy

at 2009-05-20
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2

The Teacher's done it again

Teacher's done it again
3 projects on the go
Why do they dish out homework so often?
Why do they love it so?

at 2009-05-20
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

One Word...Sex

Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass

at 2009-05-16
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2

Guys Do It

I went out with the guys
From work last night,
Didn't get home until very late.
Boy was he pissed, he took the bait.

at 2009-05-05
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Before She Cheats

Before She Cheats

Those of you reading this
Please learn from me

at 2009-03-29
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Lets See If You'll Cry For Me

We are the best of friends
Living the lie that never ends
You give me hope
I give you a scare

at 2009-03-02
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1

Gussied up ( this is just a funny poem haha)

Ten minutes in the shower, thats all it takes.
Five minutes on her hair, she makes do with what god gave.
I dont mind that she put on a hand me down.
My baby is so fine that it still makes my heart pound.

at 2009-02-19
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Laughing

I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.

at 2009-02-15
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

A Short Poets Tale

I've been called weak
I've been called a freak
But say that to my face
When you pass me in the street.

at 2009-02-11
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

How I am

How I an

Well this life is pointless. Now I am very defenseless and I don't know how to take it. As the weeks go by I feel more and more, sadder and as the days go by I feel weaker. As the hours pass, so do all my laughs. At home things are turning into a nightmare, that's something I just can't bare. I can't find a way to make things right, things are gonna turn into fights. There's no way to stop things from happening, I should've saw things coming. I miss all my friends, it's hard not seeing them anymore, and it's hard not to pretend. I got my heartbroken and I don't know to fix it. Someone put a blade through it. Now I have to fix my wound, hopefully soon. I can't stop thinking about him, I wish I hated him. But my heart doesn't let me; I wish he's suffering like me. I can't believe what he did, that I will never forgive. Sometimes I wish I could be in his arms but other times I wish he was gone. I tried everything to keep our relationship growing, but then that would stop me going. I regret falling in love with him other times I think how my life would be without him. It's so hard forgetting about him, I swear someday I want to kill him. No one knows what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw them away. How can he be so far away from me but at the same time I feel his so close and so deep inside me. I look back at the times we were together, the good and the bad. It just makes me sad. Looking at the pictures, letters, and memories make me want to erase them forever, but I don't know how long it will take for me to forget about him hopefully sooner than never. All the things he hide from me and made me see he's so hard to believe. But I usually say FORGIVE AND FORGET AND NEVER REGRET. But this time it's time to not FORGIVE and to FORGET and to REGRET.

at 2009-02-11
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

One to another

We started off as friends
we didnt want it to end
we found out we had so much in common
even shyness of presantaions

at 2009-01-03
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Relationship

Oh how i wish you were by me at that moment.
i first say i love but i release it was my first time i met you.
my friends say's am crazy when whenever i complain about your feeling
this is a relationship which will last long in our life time

at 2008-12-18
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Smile

Smiling, sweetly back at you
Place, this make dreams
Friends, together open
Beautiful, is forever our love

at 2008-12-10
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Thinking about you

I talk about you everyday
My friends get annoyed
They say go away
I think of your eyes

at 2008-11-26
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Diving for Pearl

"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends"
She said, in the back of his car.


at 2008-11-04
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

My First Love

He was was funny
And he was nice
He was kind of a dork
But he was alright

at 2008-10-28
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

WOMENS (for guys and girls eyes)

Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane.
Once in awhile broken hearts.
In womens life theres embarrassing parts.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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