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I'm truly sad to say,
That you won't get your way.
Pulled away by inconsiderate friends,
I've caved to the peer pressure,
A sickness for there's no cure.
It's upsetting how my decision bends.
Rejected Prom Date,
You must find something else to do.
Rejected Prom Date,
Prom Day will mean nothing to you.
Because you know it wasn't me who volunteered you for the cause,
I feel bad for getting your hopes up, but for me there was no loss.
I pushed you aside,
It was a dream too far to reach.
It's time to give up.
I know this is rude, so don't preach.
And would you quit wasting your time commenting me on My Space?
The few conversations we had were just a waste.
Rejected Prom Date,
Good thing you didn't buy a suit.
Rejected Prom Date,
Perhaps you think that I'm a brute.
You clothes are far too frumpy;
Make you look like a gangster.
You must be out of your mind,
To think I'd go with a wangster.
You're a wannabe.
You're not good enough for the prom.
So just forget it,
You're better off going with Mom.
Now your heart is broke, but it's no joke,
You just aren't pretty.
So get over yourself and all your self pity...
Sorry you blew it.
Don't know why you were considered.
I couldn't do it.
I left your self esteem withered.
It's the end, though there was no start.
You could go back to Sam,
Otherwise you're left with only you and your hand.
[Parody. Beauty School Dropout]
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