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Funny poems about sisters |
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Found poems in category: 22 |
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On this cross of happiness,
May I lure your sadness?
As we walk away the distance,
We can be as one heart of all.
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at 2009-11-25 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thanksgiving holiday is coming
It is four days a way
I need to figure out
How to make it through this day
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at 2009-11-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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When they're resting in a sock
With their brothers and sisters
They always need to cough
Wishing for something better
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at 2009-09-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Dedicated to Hunter Pearson (again)-
Orange from Panda Express,
Not from the Empress of China.
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at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Can't be wot i can't be,
can't be what I'm not,
cold isn't Luke warm,
cold isn't hot.
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at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Tickle my toes
and you'll wiggle my nose.
Tickle my feet
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at 2009-06-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Maury can you help a sister out?
Im living this life with my baby whose without
His daddy who I cant seem to find
But when sleeping with men many come to mind
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at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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When I was barely five,
I have my first pair of pets,
Two simple gold fishes,
They didn't need to visit a vet.
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at 2009-02-17 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Watching at the track meet
People running laps
With people tripping over their own feet
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at 2008-11-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My sisters on the phone and Becky's all alone.
shes waiting for me to play a game,
i know it will lead to her shame,
because i will win and the game will be kick-en, when she looses she will call me a chicken.
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at 2008-11-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My sister and I were waiting in the waiting room at our dentist office when finally the doctor called out our names. I was first to get my teeth cleaned so my sister sat in one of the waiting chairs next to the door. The dentist started cleaning my teeth when all of a sudden something my sister had told me once popped into my head. What she said was that when she was born, the doctor smacked her butt long and hard to see if she was retarded or not. In the dentist chair, I started silently laughing to myself. Just the thought of me laughing while the dentist was cleaning my teeth made me laugh even harder. I looked over at my sister to see her trying not to smile. The dentist then stopped what she was doing and asked if I was OK. I nodded and laughed so hard the water in my mouth spewed all over me and the dentist chair.
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at 2008-11-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Life is hard
When you're a Gnome,
We're always, always
Being hunted by Trolls
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
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Mud balls and bulls
mud balls and bulls really
don't mix at mischievous
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Oh why wont u just leave us be
u always follow me!!!
my sister and i try to Cross the road
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I hate poems,
How about you?
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I curl my toes, wrinkle my nose
scrunch up my hair and sigh
Oh, how lovely you are, yes i said lovely
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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My mother has a motto
she says it almost everyday
whenever I'm on the phone
or when i got outside to play.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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This morning I woke up and took a piss,
I knew there was something that I'd missed.
I realised I forgot to get out before taking that leak,
Now my bed is wet and I'm feeling weak.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I felt just like a Wookie at
A Star Trek convention!
Or a bit like Flipper on a
Desert expedition!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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