Can't be

Can't be wot i can't be,
can't be what I'm not,
cold isn't Luke warm,
cold isn't hot.

swim in an ocean of Penny's,
and mountains of bubble wrap,
a rude boy speaks like an old man,
an old man speaks like brap!

my best friend is a tree,
his sister is a mong,
i live in a land where nothings right,
and sumo's don't wear thongs.

can't be wot i can't be,
can't be what I'm not,
cold isn't Luke warm,
cold isn't hot.