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Funny love poems

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Found poems in category: 17

Just a few paper and crayons

Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.

at 2009-10-24
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

First Kiss

I told him I needed a moment,
A moment I wouldn't forget.
My first kiss had to be special,
Something I wouldn't regret.

at 2009-07-05
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3

Ebony, my dearest Ebony.

I'm searching the fields,

Looking for rabbits.


at 2009-06-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

I'm Sorry

Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger... lol.

I'm sorry.
I think you're mistaken.

at 2009-06-06
Rating: 1.50
Votes: 2

Drunken Leisure

If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.

at 2009-05-24
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Innocent Mind

Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.

at 2009-05-07
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

TO HAVE & TO HOLD

HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!

at 2009-04-15
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

SURPRISE!! *this poem may be offensive to some people

He calls me his lighting bug but i want to be his lightning bug to be I want to hold his hand I want to make him my man but hes someone else's now i don't know how but hes someone else's now

I went to surprise him one day
I went to surprise him but they surprised me when i found out he was gay

at 2009-01-06
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4

What was i thinking?

That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Whatever!

I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Long time ago

You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

Forgive me your a joke

Forgive me, your a joke.

I Woke again to a perpetual dream.
my hands shook with empathy snaked though these sheets,

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Funny vampire poem(my friend wrote diss)

I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 1.50
Votes: 6

Happy bday on d spot!!!

Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Goofy Little Crush

I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 3.12
Votes: 8

Just A Not So Smart Girl

I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Understanding

She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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