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Im allergic to pencils
allergic to ink,
allergic to markers
and crayons, I think.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Who wouldnt wanna be a
Cat
Laying all day on your stomach
Flat
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by Cathie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Teacher's done it again
3 projects on the go
Why do they dish out homework so often?
Why do they love it so?
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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by Tortillitas
at 2008-11-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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My cat was asleep on the chair
My daughter was combing it's hair
She tugged at the fluff
'till out came a tuft
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by Kate Hicks
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy Harry has a cat
Happy Harry's cats named Pat
Pat the cat wasnt bright
Pat the cat slept out of sight
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by Raechel
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Black cat jumps on window,
licks his butt,
and falls...
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by Kei
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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My best friend had a party about a year ago
To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau
Invitation to a cookout for beer and barbecue
A perfect opportunity to meet someone new
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by Dixiedaisy
at 2008-12-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm searching the fields,
Looking for rabbits.
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by Kristen
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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One bright lazy summer's day
While crossing a river bed
Felt a little strange, turned around
Eyes nearly popped out my head
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by XJenni Mariex
at 2009-04-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm tired of these polar schools,
it's to cold!
sick of gray sad walls,
common things are getting to old.
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by Tia xOxO COLD
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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You get caught up in a game
truth or dare is its name
you have to kiss some one
or do some weird thing
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by Gwynnedolynskie
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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by Claudia
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Christmas is coming soon,
so much to get, so much to do
Clothes to buy for my 3 boys,
Thats as well as all there toys,
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by Traceybilsbarrow
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thanksgiving holiday is coming
It is four days a way
I need to figure out
How to make it through this day
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by Hannah
at 2009-11-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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How I an
Well this life is pointless. Now I am very defenseless and I don't know how to take it. As the weeks go by I feel more and more, sadder and as the days go by I feel weaker. As the hours pass, so do all my laughs. At home things are turning into a nightmare, that's something I just can't bare. I can't find a way to make things right, things are gonna turn into fights. There's no way to stop things from happening, I should've saw things coming. I miss all my friends, it's hard not seeing them anymore, and it's hard not to pretend. I got my heartbroken and I don't know to fix it. Someone put a blade through it. Now I have to fix my wound, hopefully soon. I can't stop thinking about him, I wish I hated him. But my heart doesn't let me; I wish he's suffering like me. I can't believe what he did, that I will never forgive. Sometimes I wish I could be in his arms but other times I wish he was gone. I tried everything to keep our relationship growing, but then that would stop me going. I regret falling in love with him other times I think how my life would be without him. It's so hard forgetting about him, I swear someday I want to kill him. No one knows what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw them away. How can he be so far away from me but at the same time I feel his so close and so deep inside me. I look back at the times we were together, the good and the bad. It just makes me sad. Looking at the pictures, letters, and memories make me want to erase them forever, but I don't know how long it will take for me to forget about him hopefully sooner than never. All the things he hide from me and made me see he's so hard to believe. But I usually say FORGIVE AND FORGET AND NEVER REGRET. But this time it's time to not FORGIVE and to FORGET and to REGRET.
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by Genesis
at 2009-02-11 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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He was was funny
And he was nice
He was kind of a dork
But he was alright
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by Taylor
at 2008-10-28 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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My name is Vanessa Smith,
I love Brock, its not a myth.
Every time I see him
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by Melissa May
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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by Lacie
at 2009-06-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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by Osita
at 2009-10-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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by Pink Romance
at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-07-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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