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Funny rhyming poems |
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Found poems in category: 16 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.
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at 2009-07-29 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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at 2009-12-05 |
Rating: 1.25
Votes: 4 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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at 2009-01-03 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A back seat
driver can you be
one when the
controls are
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Best laid plains
of mice and men do
mice make plains
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at 2009-11-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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at 2009-07-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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