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VALENTINE'S

Cupid missed this heart of mine
insted he shot me in the leg
I went to a party on valentine's night
and fell in love with an empty keg!!!

at 2008-10-23
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One day I'll grow old,
And start loosing my hair

at 2008-10-23
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Sucky Valentines Day

It's valentines day
and i feel crappy
you's think since i have a boyfriend
i'd be happy

at 2008-10-23
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Valentine confusion

I've loved you since
We first met.
Wasn't brave enough to tell you
Until this very sec.

at 2008-10-23
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Beauty and the Ercel

Let the Christmas lights shine
i'll be yours you be mine
drink eggnog, later celebrate with wine
merry Christmas and happy new years, best next thing valentine

at 2008-10-23
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No valentine

All my time
i can not find
a perfect valentine


at 2008-10-23
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Tap

When I first saw you in spanish class

I just wanted to tap that ass


at 2008-10-23
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