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Found poems in category: 184 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-12-05 |
Rating: 1.25
Votes: 4 |
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Best laid plains
of mice and men do
mice make plains
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-11-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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On this cross of happiness,
May I lure your sadness?
As we walk away the distance,
We can be as one heart of all.
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by Jhun
at 2009-11-25 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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by Sam
at 2009-11-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Thanksgiving holiday is coming
It is four days a way
I need to figure out
How to make it through this day
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by Hannah
at 2009-11-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Some are jerks, some are kind, some just stair at your behind. ~_^
Them and their friends laugh and blow things up, but girls rather talk, and drink from a cup. :*
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by Alex
at 2009-10-28 |
Rating: 3.40
Votes: 5 |
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Rain drops knock on my roof
Drip-drop, drip-drop, drip-drop
Then drop-drop, drip-drip, drop-drop
Sound like ice-ice, cream-cream, ice-cream
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by DanChi
at 2009-10-26 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Yesterday I was down
I'm always caught with a frown
They laughed at me as if I were a clown
I feel like I'm going to drown
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-10-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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She's a good friend, as a matter of fact she's the best friend ever
i would die for her in other words do anything for her
i trust her with my life
we share allot of awesome memories together
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by Chontelle lucas
at 2009-10-22 |
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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by Osita
at 2009-10-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-09-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-09-29 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Silly and funny, she has a bright smile
So care free so joyful, queen of the pile.
Boisterous and happy, a smile she will evoke
This girl is beautiful, she loves to joke.
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by Paul London
at 2009-09-10 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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When they're resting in a sock
With their brothers and sisters
They always need to cough
Wishing for something better
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by Brenda
at 2009-09-06 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Lots of noisy water fights
Late mornings and later nights
Nice tall glasses of lemonade
Drank while sitting in the shade
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by Gem
at 2009-08-23 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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HOW SANTA FOUND HIS ELVES!
We've got our microphones setup at Santa's Workshop. Sounds like the elves are working hard. If we listen in maybe we can hear what they are saying. "Look i made a dog for someone who cant have a real one, how do you like it ROB RIFE"? "Yeah sure i like it" "Well dont sound to enthused or anything Rob Rife"!!! "SHHHHH.............. SANTA'S COMING"!!1
HO! HO1 HO! Hey that sounds like Santa lets keep listing maybe we'll hear something good! How is it going my little elves? All Of the Elves shouted their answers! Well Guess what time it is, ITS STORY TIME BREAK!! WOW! Santa alsways has a great story to tell. Now get your hot cocoa and cookies and get comfy I've got a story your sure going to like! "It all started 9,000 years ago. I needed some help in the workshop. I was looking in the North Pole paper. When I came Across an ad that said come and see. We can give you what you need. The address was 182 Candy Cane Lane. i told Mrs. Clause that i was going to Candy Cane Lane to help find work for my workshop. She Packed my lunch and I was on my Way"! "I was walking a long time when the wind started blowing. The wind was blowing so hard, that it blew the snow off the path. The path looked like footprints. It looked like Tiny Brown Footprints." I started following the footprints into a forest when i saw someone peeking from behind a tree. HO! HO, Who Goess there? I asked. A little, man came out of hiding and intoduced himself as thunder CHOCOLATE THUNDER!! I told him my name and he invited me in his chocolate cottage for some.... Yep You guessed it HOT CHOCOLATE! "I sad down in a chair and chocolate hands grabbed hold of my arms and legs. That little man was laughing so hard he sounded like thunder, All of a sudden I saw a bolt of lighting and you'll never guess who appeared? "WAS IT US SANTA? DID W"E COME AN"D HELP YOU'? "No Rob Rife it wasnt you"!
"We interrupt Santa's Story time with an urgent message from the North Pole"!
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by PunkMetalPricezz
at 2009-08-10 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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It's impossible to sneak around in this house
It's impossible for even a mouse
Every door and step creaks
Every toy I step on squeak
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by Mr Anonymous
at 2009-08-04 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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You're lying on the green grass,
On a sunny day with nothing to do,
You look up at the sky and wonder,
Why the sky blue?
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by Bernadette C
at 2009-08-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I laugh a lot,
I can never stop.
That's just,
that;s who I am.
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by SalutXmaXbelle
at 2009-07-29 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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I'm tired of these polar schools,
it's to cold!
sick of gray sad walls,
common things are getting to old.
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by Tia xOxO COLD
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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by LoveTear
at 2009-07-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-07-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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by Lacie
at 2009-06-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Did you ever give you heart away, sharing secrets everyday
Put your trust in just one girl, took a ride gave you a whirl
Then she took this boy to school, what can I say again the fool
Let me tell you she is cunning, but I think she's still a honey
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by TJ BECKER Arizona wolf
at 2009-06-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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