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The Queen of Everything (monotetra)

How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Happy Faces

Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns

at 2008-10-23
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Yo mama!!

The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating

at 2008-10-23
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Votes: 0

Stupid Sunburn

Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The colourful elephant

I am a colorful elephant
people say I match in blue,pink,red
and white.
They say I look funny.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

JUST DO IT! TAKE YOUR TIME....

Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Study - o god lemme past this test !

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

No poem

Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

No poem

Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

No poem

Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Attention All Children

Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Hey there kiddies.

Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Thunderstorm

A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

I am a little teapot (gangsta style)

I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

My Chewing Gum

Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair


at 2008-10-23
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1
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