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Funny poems for kids |
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Found poems in category: 35 |
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Im allergic to pencils
allergic to ink,
allergic to markers
and crayons, I think.
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at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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at 2009-07-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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at 2008-11-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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at 2009-06-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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at 2009-10-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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at 2009-07-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 3 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a colorful elephant
people say I match in blue,pink,red
and white.
They say I look funny.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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HOW SANTA FOUND HIS ELVES!
We've got our microphones setup at Santa's Workshop. Sounds like the elves are working hard. If we listen in maybe we can hear what they are saying. "Look i made a dog for someone who cant have a real one, how do you like it ROB RIFE"? "Yeah sure i like it" "Well dont sound to enthused or anything Rob Rife"!!! "SHHHHH.............. SANTA'S COMING"!!1
HO! HO1 HO! Hey that sounds like Santa lets keep listing maybe we'll hear something good! How is it going my little elves? All Of the Elves shouted their answers! Well Guess what time it is, ITS STORY TIME BREAK!! WOW! Santa alsways has a great story to tell. Now get your hot cocoa and cookies and get comfy I've got a story your sure going to like! "It all started 9,000 years ago. I needed some help in the workshop. I was looking in the North Pole paper. When I came Across an ad that said come and see. We can give you what you need. The address was 182 Candy Cane Lane. i told Mrs. Clause that i was going to Candy Cane Lane to help find work for my workshop. She Packed my lunch and I was on my Way"! "I was walking a long time when the wind started blowing. The wind was blowing so hard, that it blew the snow off the path. The path looked like footprints. It looked like Tiny Brown Footprints." I started following the footprints into a forest when i saw someone peeking from behind a tree. HO! HO, Who Goess there? I asked. A little, man came out of hiding and intoduced himself as thunder CHOCOLATE THUNDER!! I told him my name and he invited me in his chocolate cottage for some.... Yep You guessed it HOT CHOCOLATE! "I sad down in a chair and chocolate hands grabbed hold of my arms and legs. That little man was laughing so hard he sounded like thunder, All of a sudden I saw a bolt of lighting and you'll never guess who appeared? "WAS IT US SANTA? DID W"E COME AN"D HELP YOU'? "No Rob Rife it wasnt you"!
"We interrupt Santa's Story time with an urgent message from the North Pole"!
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at 2009-08-10 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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As I sit alone in my cot
I twiddle my toes quite a lot
There's not much to do
I just sit and coo
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at 2008-11-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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at 2009-05-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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at 2008-12-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Popping that gum smack smack smack
popping that gum doing this and that
popping that gum can be exercise for your gums
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at 2009-01-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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at 2009-09-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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