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Humorous love poems |
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Found poems in category: 27 |
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Sex is a sin
kissing is a shame
boys have all the fun
while girls get the blame
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at 2009-12-04 |
Rating: 4.11
Votes: 9 |
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Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger... lol.
I'm sorry.
I think you're mistaken.
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at 2009-11-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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at 2009-11-21 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2009-10-31 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2009-07-24 |
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 3 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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at 2009-05-01 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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In the end,
I Got your laugh,
Senses are easy to open,
Like a twist-off bottlecap.
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at 2009-04-21 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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He calls me his lighting bug but i want to be his lightning bug to be I want to hold his hand I want to make him my man but hes someone else's now i don't know how but hes someone else's now
I went to surprise him one day
I went to surprise him but they surprised me when i found out he was gay
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at 2009-04-20 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I'm searching the fields,
Looking for rabbits.
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at 2009-03-28 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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at 2009-03-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating
Fashion. It involves me
Pulling up at the school half an hour early.
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at 2009-03-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I told him I needed a moment,
A moment I wouldn't forget.
My first kiss had to be special,
Something I wouldn't regret.
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at 2009-03-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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at 2009-03-12 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Come inside
I have a little gift for you
Don't have to hide
You can unwrap or tore it in two
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at 2009-03-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I want a man,
who's not a perve,
and doesn't feel the need,
To watch my ass swerve.
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at 2009-02-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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I've decided right now, that I will no more
Put the feelings out there, that come straight from my core
No longer will I wear my heart on my sleeve
My experience is that it makes people leave
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at 2009-01-21 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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