On the side of the road
There was a vegetable van
In a flash it did explode
Astonishing the vegetable man
This van was the man
With LED lights and horn
Honkin like a mariachi band
Sittin in a feild of corn
In the middle of the street
People gather around
With smiles on their feet
They try not to make a sound
DJ homos hangin round
Fall asleep on the sidewalk
Wear a burger king crown
Its kinda hard with a mohawk
Ive tried all that own
Down a dirt road to find it
If i could i wouldve flown
Dont fall in the ball pit
Lookin for my place
Up high in the risers
Dont knock over the vase
I know a man named Pfizer
Skeleton boys
Stretch to the limit
Then go take some roids
And lick the skillet
Collapse on the livetracks
Noise response
Applause and hand claps
Elephant relapse
Breaking point
On the verge of pointless
Fools annointed
Frying pan made a mess
The magic markers
Are running out of their ink
Number of Peter Parkers
Are hiding under the sink
Man named LeMark
Lives in white out
His best friend Clark
Turned the lights out
END