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Gah. school.

You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3

Age

Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout


at 2008-10-23
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2

Diets Never Work

I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 2.80
Votes: 5

Sick Day

(This is written from the female perspective)

Father of all life
Will you help me please?

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4

No poem

The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.


at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

English Paper

Apostrophe denotes possession
Comma begets pause
Capital signals beginning
Period pens the end

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

To Modgods With Love

The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.


at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The Seven Wonders

My country have seven wonders
Each one will make you wonder

The weirdest is the people inside

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Understanding

She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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