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L-O-V-E

I'll be the L
If you'll be the V
And she'll represent O
If he can be E

at 2008-10-31
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

What if

What if...
I slept on the floor
Put on my bed
Put my Shirt on backward

at 2009-08-01
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Bunny

Bunny

A real bubblier,
A real delight,

at 2009-10-20
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

A TOY

HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.

at 2008-12-25
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Carnation Milk

Carnation milk in cans red and white. Are bound to be a house wifes delite.. No tits to pull no hay to pitch. Just punch a hole in the SOB..

at 2009-07-14
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

In the park

While we were in the park
listening to his heart
and all of a sudden i heard a fart
not to loud not to low

at 2009-02-16
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Roses are red

Roses are red
violets are blue
Most poems rhmye
but this one doesnt.

at 2009-08-21
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Like its his job

My boyfriend is a nerd.
He plays video games like its his job.
He has played them from 1030-5
And is going to play again

at 2009-07-06
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Whatever!

I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Long time ago

You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Happy bday on d spot!!!

Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today

at 2008-10-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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