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Found poems in category: 31 |
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Man asked God:
'why do you make women so beautiful?'
God said
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at 2009-06-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Loved you once. Loved you twice. I'm not stupid enough to love you thrice. Please stop your begging it's very pathetic, I really can't stand your fake apologetic personality it's really annoying me. It's Bringing me down. Grab your bags and get the h3ll out of town.
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at 2009-10-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isnt a kiss,
without no tounge,
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at 2009-01-22 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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I love someone,
Yes I do.
I love someone.
He's for me and,
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at 2009-12-06 |
Rating: 4.57
Votes: 7 |
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She is the drug
That is the only drug
That is a safe drug
And the only drug
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at 2009-11-02 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 3 |
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Lit. Bliss
you want a Haiku
well how about a senryu
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Roses are red violet are blue god made me cute so what happen to you
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at 2008-11-22 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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WHY ARE THEY SO DUMB
THEY DRIVE ME INSANE
THEY THINK YOU LOVE THEM
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR NAME
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Roses are red
violets are not
I'm really cool
and your really HOT!!!
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at 2009-03-17 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Now I lay him down to F**k, I sure do hope he rips it up. But if his c*ck is small and weak, Lord i pray this man can eat!!!!
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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I ran up the covers
and pulled up the stairs
said my pajamas
and put on my prayers
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at 2009-02-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2008-10-23 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Love,dove
mushy,gushy
Kissie Kissie
thats how it use to be
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at 2009-11-15 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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at 2009-02-04 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'll be the L
If you'll be the V
And she'll represent O
If he can be E
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at 2008-10-31 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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