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Short funny love poems |
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Found poems in category: 31 |
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WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE?
I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
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at 2009-12-13 |
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I love someone,
Yes I do.
I love someone.
He's for me and,
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at 2009-12-06 |
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Love,dove
mushy,gushy
Kissie Kissie
thats how it use to be
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at 2009-11-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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She is the drug
That is the only drug
That is a safe drug
And the only drug
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at 2009-11-02 |
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Bunny
A real bubblier,
A real delight,
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at 2009-10-20 |
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Loved you once. Loved you twice. I'm not stupid enough to love you thrice. Please stop your begging it's very pathetic, I really can't stand your fake apologetic personality it's really annoying me. It's Bringing me down. Grab your bags and get the h3ll out of town.
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at 2009-10-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Roses are red
violets are blue
Most poems rhmye
but this one doesnt.
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at 2009-08-21 |
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What if...
I slept on the floor
Put on my bed
Put my Shirt on backward
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at 2009-08-01 |
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Carnation milk in cans red and white. Are bound to be a house wifes delite.. No tits to pull no hay to pitch. Just punch a hole in the SOB..
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at 2009-07-14 |
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My boyfriend is a nerd.
He plays video games like its his job.
He has played them from 1030-5
And is going to play again
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at 2009-07-06 |
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Man asked God:
'why do you make women so beautiful?'
God said
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at 2009-06-22 |
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Roses are red
violets are not
I'm really cool
and your really HOT!!!
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at 2009-03-17 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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I ran up the covers
and pulled up the stairs
said my pajamas
and put on my prayers
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at 2009-02-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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While we were in the park
listening to his heart
and all of a sudden i heard a fart
not to loud not to low
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at 2009-02-16 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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at 2009-02-04 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isnt a kiss,
without no tounge,
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at 2009-01-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.
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at 2008-12-25 |
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Roses are red violet are blue god made me cute so what happen to you
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at 2008-11-22 |
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I'll be the L
If you'll be the V
And she'll represent O
If he can be E
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at 2008-10-31 |
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Now I lay him down to F**k, I sure do hope he rips it up. But if his c*ck is small and weak, Lord i pray this man can eat!!!!
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at 2008-10-23 |
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