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Rain drops knock on my roof
Drip-drop, drip-drop, drip-drop
Then drop-drop, drip-drip, drop-drop
Sound like ice-ice, cream-cream, ice-cream
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at 2009-10-26 |
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The Pallet People
The Pink and Purple, Per-miscues,Pallet, People Pilot Parallel, Planes over the Perry winkle, Premises. Then the Purple Pallet People were Promised a Premature Pension if they Perfectly Planted the Planes upon the Pillowed,Perry winkle, Premises, Permanently. This upset the Pink, Per-miscues, Pallet People because they weren't Presented the Premature, Pension Policy if they Planted their Planes Properly. So the Pink Per-miscues Pallet People Permanently Planted their Parallel Planes Perpendicularly to the Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Planes. The Purple Pallet People were Pretty Pissed at the Pink Pallet People at first, but both Per miscues Pallet Parties realized Promptly that they had failed to Plant the Parallel Planes upon the Proper Premises. The Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People Planted the Parallel Planes improperly. Both Parties Planted the Planes in a Pond instead of upon the Pillowed Perry winkle Premises. Thus the Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Priorities became Perplexed Prior to their Premature Pension, mentioned in their Previous Policy. A Paradox indeed.
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at 2009-04-30 |
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The weeping willow willowed under the sun, why am i the only one the willow who was weeping wasn't quiet at all but the weeping willows weeping was whaling all the way, I said cheer up Mr. willow but the tears just wouldn't go away.
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at 2009-02-21 |
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There was a man from Madrass, who had big balls of brass, and in stormy weathers they both clash together, and sparks fly out of his ass.
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at 2009-01-16 |
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Twist and turn, twirl and tuck,
Turn when twist, tuck after twirl,
Twist whilst turn and twirl before tuck,
Now repeat the twist, turn, twirl, tuck, GOOD LUCK!
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at 2008-12-05 |
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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at 2008-10-23 |
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How much wood
could a wood chuck
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
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at 2008-10-23 |
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Peter piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers
How many pecks
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at 2008-10-23 |
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Ounce upon a time there was a guy named ty and hey didnt no money exept for a dime and hey went to the convenient store to see what he finds he aproached the counter and asked the manager can he get a lottery card and he bought one with his lucky numbers and got the card with the shark jack pot 25 million dollars he listened to the radio at the store he heard his lucky numbers.and now ty lives in a big mansion and lives in wisconsion
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at 2008-10-23 |
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Thorny limerick
There once was a lady from California
Who really wasn't feeling any hornier
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at 2008-10-23 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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at 2008-10-23 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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at 2008-10-23 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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at 2008-10-23 |
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The big black bug
bit the big black bear
made the big black bear bleed blood
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at 2008-10-23 |
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Figure this out:
That that is is that that isn't is not
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at 2008-10-23 |
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You bring your clothes
Your make-up, too
You pack your conditioner, your shampoo
You don't forget your little jewels
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at 2008-10-23 |
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